if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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