i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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