She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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