Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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