Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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