Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Sext me about skeletons
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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