So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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