I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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