so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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