what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Fuck appropriateness.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
as a side note pls kill me
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