Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Naked Twister starts at high noon
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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