she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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