She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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