a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
You surviving the open bar?
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Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Damn victory sex feels great
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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