Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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