I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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