Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Shame is for Republicans.
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