That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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