So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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