They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
