I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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