I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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