just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i permit you to call me
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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