yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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