other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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