just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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