I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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