He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I didn't notice because vodka
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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