Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
high people should be assigned attendants
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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