So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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