Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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