Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Randomize
