It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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