I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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