just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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