Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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