For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
