Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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