...so i touched it.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
My bed smells like the plague
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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