That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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