so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize