is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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