There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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