For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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