I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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