Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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