oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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