If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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