a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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