yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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