:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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