are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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