it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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