What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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