Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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