you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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