i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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