return my video game
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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