So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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